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The Internet is clearly about more than sports scores and email now. It's a place where we can conduct our democracy and get very large amounts of data to very large numbers of people. ~Frank James



The lesson of history is rarely learned by the actors themselves. ~James A. Garfield



My life is my message. ~Mahatma Ghandi



Do not anticipate trouble or worry about what may never happen. Keep in the sunlight. ~Benjamin Franklin



Just around the corner in every woman's mind - is a lovely dress, a wonderful suit, or entire costume which will make an enchanting new creature of her. ~Wilhela Cushman



Real friends are those who, when you feel you've made a fool of yourself, don't feel you've done a permanent job. ~Author Unknown



People are made of flesh and blood and a miracle fibre called courage. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960



We did not hesitate to call our movement an army. But it was a special army, with no supplies but its sincerity, no uniform but its determination, no arsenal except its faith, no currency but its conscience. ~Martin Luther King, Jr., Why We Can't Wait, 1963



If you don't get lost, there's a chance you may never be found. ~Author Unknown



In wilderness I sense the miracle of life, and behind it our scientific accomplishments fade to trivia. ~Charles A. Lindbergh, Life, 22 December 1967



Is it my imagination, or does shipping and handling settle a box of crackers more than it used to? ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com



The world just does not fit conveniently into the format of a 35mm camera. ~W. Eugene Smith



My mind contains many good ideas, but it's not always easy to squeeze one out. ~Ashleigh Brilliant



There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex. ~Billy Joel



History is a vast early warning system. ~Norman Cousins



Anyone can do any amount of work, provided it isn't the work he is supposed to be doing at that moment. ~Robert Benchley



Statistics indicate that, as a result of overwork, modern executives are dropping like flies on the nation's golf courses. ~Ira Wallach



Hard work is the yeast that raises the dough. ~Author Unknown



Great software, likewise, requires a fanatical devotion to beauty. If you look inside good software, you find that parts no one is ever supposed to see are beautiful too. I'm not claiming I write great software, but I know that when it comes to code I behave in a way that would make me eligible for prescription drugs if I approached everyday life the same way. It drives me crazy to see code that's badly indented, or that uses ugly variable names. ~Paul Graham, "Hackers and Painters," 2003



If you are walking to seek, ye shall find. ~Sommeil Liberosensa