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Who would believe such pleasure from a wee ball o' fur? ~Irish Saying



Troubles are a lot like people - they grow bigger if you nurse them. ~Author Unknown



The only way to read a book of aphorisms without being bored is to open it at random and, having found something that interests you, close the book and meditate. ~Prince de Ligne



Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution. ~Mae West



Hold a true friend with both your hands. ~Nigerian Proverb



Some people can hack it, others can't. ~Author Unknown



When a man opens the car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. ~Prince Philip



In marriage there are no manners to keep up, and beneath the wildest accusations no real criticism. Each is familiar with that ancient child in the other who may erupt again.... We are not ridiculous to ourselves. We are ageless. That is the luxury of the wedding ring. ~Enid Bagnold, Autobiography, 1969



Labels are for filing. Labels are for clothing. Labels are not for people. ~Martina Navratilova



We don't need to increase our goods nearly as much as we need to scale down our wants. Not wanting something is as good as possessing it. ~Donald Horban



We often forgive those who bore us, but never those whom we bore. ~Francois, Duc de La Rochefoucauld, Maxims



The moment she had laid the child to the breast both became perfectly calm. ~Isak Dinesen



Men are only as loyal as their options. ~Bill Maher



Democracy is an experiment, and the right of the majority to rule is no more inherent than the right of the minority to rule; and unless the majority represents sane, righteous, unselfish public sentiment, it has no inherent right. ~William Allen White (Thanks, Bob)



Primitive tribes were certainly convinced that the spirit, having escaped from the body at death, retained a replica of its earthly tenement. They therefore used tattoo marks as a means of identification in the next world and a passport to future happiness. ~Ronald Scutt



Yes'm, old friends is always best, 'less you can catch a new one that's fit to make an old one out of. ~Sarah Orne Jewett



Ironically, rural America has become viewed by a growing number of Americans as having a higher quality of life not because of what it has, but rather because of what it does not have! ~Don A. Dillman, Annals of the American Academy of Political and Social Science, January 1977



Never write a letter while you are angry. ~Chinese Proverb



A new idea is delicate. It can be killed by a sneer or a yawn; it can be stabbed to death by a quip, and worried to death by a frown on the right man's brow. ~Charlie Brower



The American Revolution was a beginning, not a consummation. ~Woodrow Wilson