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Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can't see where it keeps its brain. ~J.K. Rowling, "Dobby's Reward," Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, 1999, spoken by the character Arthur Weasley



A blogger is an average person who happens to have a need to count his friends every half hour. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com



If you play with fire, you're gonna get burned. ~Saying



You can never be happily married to another until you get a divorce from yourself. Successful marriage demands a certain death to self. ~Jerry You can never get a cup of tea large enough or a book long enough to suit me. ~C.S. Lewis You can never get enough of what you don't need to make you happy. ~Eric Hoffer



I know that two and two make four - & should be glad to prove it too if I could - though I must say if by any sort of process I could convert 2 & 2 into five it would give me much greater pleasure. ~George Gordon, Lord Byron



He who can no longer pause to wonder and stand rapt in awe is as good as dead; his eyes are closed. ~Albert Einstein



Good food, good sex, good digestion, good sleep: to these basic animal pleasures, man has added nothing but the good cigarette. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966



You don't have to deserve your mother's love. You have to deserve your father's. He is more particular.... The father is always a Republican towards his son, and his mother's always a Democrat. ~Robert Frost



In order to change we must be sick and tired of being sick and tired. ~Author Unknown



Then there is the man who drowned crossing a stream with an average depth of six inches. ~W.I.E. Gates



Before you've practiced, the theory is useless. After you've practiced, the theory is obvious. ~David Williams, an Ashtanga yoga teacher in Maui, Hawaii, quoted from yoga.com Beggars should be abolished. It annoys one to give to them, and it annoys one not to give to them. ~Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, "On the Pitying," Thus Spake Zarathustra



As a graduate of the Zsa Zsa Gabor School of Creative mathematics, I honestly do not know how old I am. ~Erma Bombeck



Hold a true friend with both your hands. ~Nigerian Proverb



It is questionable if all the mechanical inventions yet made have lightened the day's toil of any human being. ~John Stuart Mill



To tell a woman everything she may not do is to tell her what she can do. ~Spanish Proverb



Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com



There is no royal path to good writing; and such paths as do exist do not lead through neat critical gardens, various as they are, but through the jungles of self, the world, and of craft. ~Jessamyn West, Saturday Review, 21 September 1957



They that are born on Halloween shall see more than other folk. ~Saying of unknown origin



If four or five guys tell you that you're drunk, even though you know you haven't had a thing to drink, the least you can do is to lie down a little while. ~Joseph Schenck



Let the world know you as you are, not as you think you should be, because sooner or later, if you are posing, you will forget the pose, and then where are you? ~Fanny Brice