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People will accept your idea much more readily if you tell them Benjamin Franklin said it first. ~David H. Comins



One thing about golf is you don't know why you play bad and why you play good. ~George Archer



Small children are convinced that ponies deserve to see the inside of the house. ~Maya Patel



Unity to be real must stand the severest strain without breaking. ~Mahatma Gandhi



Small children disturb your sleep, big children your life. ~Yiddish Proverb



Whoever one is, and wherever one is, one is always in the wrong if one is rude. ~Maurice Baring



Fighting is essentially a masculine idea; a woman's weapon is her tongue. ~Hermione Gingold



Silence never won rights. They are not handed down from above; they are forced by pressures from below. ~Roger Baldwin



The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit. ~Nelson Henderson The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit. ~Nelson Henderson



Where would Christianity be if Jesus got eight to fifteen years with time off for good behavior? ~James Donovan



History being the record of human action is a richly variegated material, and it is not easy to give a true impression of the stuff by snipping off an inch or two for a pattern. ~Cicely Veronica Wedgwood, Truth and Opinion



I know every book of mine by its smell, and I have but to put my nose between the pages to be reminded of all sorts of things. ~George Robert Gissing



There are things that we don't want to happen but have to accept, things we don't want to know but have to learn, and people we can't live without but have to let go. ~Author Unknown



Some people have a foolish way of not minding, or pretending not to mind, what they eat. For my part, I mind my belly very studiously, and very carefully; for I look upon it, that he who does not mind his belly will hardly mind anything else. ~Samuel Johnson



Advertisements are now so numerous that they are very negligently perused, and it is therefore become necessary to gain attention by magnificence of promises and by eloquence sometimes sublime and sometimes pathetick. ~Samuel Johnson



The great thought, the great concern, the great anxiety of men is to restrict, as much as possible, the limits of their own responsibility. ~Giosue Borsi



Philosophy will clip an angel's wings. ~John Keats



For then shalt thou lift up thy face without spot; yea, thou shalt be stedfast, and shalt not fear: Because thou shalt forget thy misery, and remember it as waters that pass away: And thine age shall be clearer than the noonday; thou shalt shine forth, thou shalt be as the morning. ~Job 11:15-17



History shows that there is nothing so easy to enslave and nothing so hard to emancipate as ignorance, hence it becomes the double enemy of civilization. By its servility it is the prey of tyranny, and by its credulity it is the foe of enlightenment. ~Lemuel K. Washburn, Is The Bible Worth Reading And Other Essays



You block your dream when you allow your fear to grow bigger than your faith. ~Mary Manin Morrissey