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Isn't it surprising how many things, if not said immediately, seem not worth saying ten minutes from now? ~Arnot L. Sheppard, Jr.



Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors... and miss. ~Robert Heinlein



Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile way and you have their shoes. ~Author Unknown



It is impossible to calculate the moral mischief, if I may so express it, that mental lying has produced in society. When a man has so far corrupted and prostituted the chastity of his mind as to subscribe his professional belief to things he does not believe he has prepared himself for the commission of every other crime. ~Thomas Paine, The Age of Reason



Cats are to dogs what modern people are to the people we used to have. Cats are slimmer, cleaner, more attractive, disloyal, and lazy. It's easy to understand why the cat has eclipsed the dog as modern America's favorite pet. People like pets to possess the same qualities they do. Cats are irresponsible and recognize no authority, yet are completely dependent on others for their material needs. Cats cannot be made to do anything useful. Cats are mean for the fun of it. In fact, cats possess so many of the same qualities as some people (expensive girlfriends, for instance) that it's often hard to tell the people and the cats apart. ~P.J. O'Rourke, Modern Manners



If I had a single flower for every time I think about you, I could walk forever in my garden. ~Attributed to Claudia Ghandi



The important thing is not so much that every child should be taught, as that every child should be given the wish to learn. ~John Lubbock



Not only is women's work never done, the definition keeps changing. ~Bill Copeland



Give a man a fish and he has food for a day; teach him how to fish and you can get rid of him for the entire weekend. ~Zenna Scha



Follow your passion, and success will follow you. ~Terri Guillemets



Men are at war with each other because each man is at war with himself. ~Francis Meehan



I never read a patent medicine advertisement without being impelled to the conclusion that I am suffering from the particular disease therein dealt with in its most virulent form. ~Jerome K. Jerome, Three Men in a Boat



One of the best things about marriage is that it gets young people to bed at a decent hour. ~M.M. Musselman



Resolve is never stronger than in the morning after the night it was never weaker. ~From the movie Naked



This is the second most exciting indoor sport, and the other one shouldn't have spectators. ~Dick Vertleib



The tragedy is when you've got sex in the head instead of down where it belongs. ~D.H. Lawrence



It does me no injury for my neighbor to say there are twenty gods or no God. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg. ~Thomas Jefferson



I intend to live forever. So far, so good. ~Steven Wright



If you should rear a duck in the heart of the Sahara, no doubt it would swim if you brought it to the Nile. ~Mark Twain



Your most unhappy customers are your greatest source of learning. ~Bill Gates, Business @ the Speed of Thought