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The troubles of adolescence eventually all go away - it's just like a really long, bad cold. ~Dawn Ruelas



The buttocks are the most aesthetically pleasing part of the body because they are non-functional. Although they conceal an essential orifice, these pointless globes are as near as the human form can ever come to abstract art. ~Kenneth Tynan



I hope I shall possess firmness and virtue enough to maintain what I consider the most enviable of all titles, the character of an honest man. ~George Washington



To preserve a man alive in the midst of so many chances and hostilities, is as great a miracle as to create him. ~Jeremy Taylor



Thoughts come clearly while one walks. ~Thomas Mann



Sometimes I give myself admirable advice, but I am incapable of taking it. ~Mary Wortley Montagu



Silence moves faster when it's going backward. ~Jean Cocteau



If you can't forgive and forget, pick one. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com



Human destiny is bound to remain a gamble, because at some unpredictable time and in some unforeseeable manner nature will strike back. ~Rene Dubos, Mirage of Health, 1959



With the money I'm making, I should be playing two positions. ~Pete Rose, 1977



Oaths are but words, and words but wind. ~Samuel Butler (1612-1680), Hudribas



There is no moment like the present. The man who will not execute his resolutions when they are fresh upon him can have no hope from them afterwards: they will be dissipated, lost, and perish in the hurry and scurry of the world, or sunk in the slough of indolence. ~Maria Edgeworth



If our American way of life fails the child, it fails us all. ~Pearl S. Buck



Sometimes people call me an idealist. Well, that is the way I know I am an American. America is the only idealistic nation in the world. ~Woodrow Wilson



The sun is nature's Prozac. ~Astrid Alauda, 1990



For want of a Nail the Shoe was lost; for want of a Shoe the Horse was lost; and for want of a Horse the Rider was lost; being overtaken and slain by the Enemy, all for want of Care about a Horse-shoe Nail. ~Benjamin Franklin, Poor Richard's Almanack, June 1758



There ought, I thought, to be a ritual for being born twice - patched, retreaded and approved for the road. ~Sylvia Plath, The Bell Jar, Chapter 20 There seems to be a terrible misunderstanding on the part of a great many people to the effect that when you cease to believe you may cease to behave. ~Louis Kronenberger



Why fly? Simple. I'm not happy unless there's some room between me and the ground. ~Richard Bach



The first thing in the human personality that dissolves in alcohol is dignity. ~Author Unknown



The reflex is physiology below the collar button. Psychology is physiology above the collar button. ~Martin H. Fischer