funny money quotes

In reality, killing time is only the name for another of the multifarious ways by which Time kills us. ~Osbert Sitwell



Let us be silent, that we may hear the whispers of the gods. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson



Learning is a lifetime process, but there comes a time when we must stop adding and start updating. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com



There is no greater loan than a sympathetic ear. ~Frank Tyger



Virtue is its own revenge. ~E.Y. Harburn



If I lose at play, I blaspheme; if my fellow loses, he blasphemes. So, God is always the loser. ~John Donne, 1623



Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails. ~Max Eastman, Enjoyment of Laughter



Madness! This love was a part of me, like my own flesh; it had taken the place of my blood and marrow; it possessed me entirely; it was I! ~"The Mission," Chapter 8



If you kick a stone in anger, you'll hurt your own foot. ~Korean Proverb



War is not an adventure. It is a disease. It is like typhus. ~Antoine de Saint-Exupery



Someday is not a day of the week. ~Author Unknown



More die in the United States of too much food than of too little. ~John Kenneth Galbraith, The Affluent Society



Just as we could have rode into the sunset, along came the Internet, and it tripled the significance of the PC. ~Andy Grove



The 'Net is a waste of time, and that's exactly what's right about it. ~William Gibson



No doctor is better than three. ~German Proverb



I prefer the company of peasants because they have not been educated sufficiently to reason incorrectly. ~Michel Eyquem de Montaigne



There's nothing wrong with the younger generation that becoming taxpayers won't cure. ~Dan Bennett



The greater part of my official time is spent on investigating collisions between propelled vehicles, each on its own side of the road, each sounding its horn, and each stationary. ~An English Lord Chief Justice, quoted in 2,715 One-Line Quotations for Speakers, Writers & Raconteurs by Edward F. Murphy



A dog, I have always said, is prose; a cat is a poem. ~Jean Burden



He changed sunset into sunrise. ~Clement of Alexandria