quotes and sayings on love

There are really only three things to learn in skiing: how to put on your skis, how to slide downhill, and how to walk along the hospital corridor. ~Lord Mancroft, A Chinaman in the Bath, 1974



While seeking revenge, dig two graves - one for yourself. ~Doug Horton



It takes seventeen muscles to smile and forty-three to frown. ~Author Unknown



Nobody can think straight who does not work. Idleness warps the mind. ~Henry Ford



It's unnatural for people to run around the city streets unless they are thieves or victims. It makes people nervous to see someone running. I know that when I see someone running on my street, my instincts tell me to let the dog go after him. ~Mike Royko



I am a member of a team, and I rely on the team, I defer to it and sacrifice for it, because the team, not the individual, is the ultimate champion. ~Mia Hamm



You know you're an Arizona native when you take rain dances seriously. ~Skip Boyer, quoted in You Know You're an Arizona Native, When... compiled by Don Dedera, 1993



The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. ~Will Rogers



As long as the world is turning and spinning, we're gonna be dizzy and we're gonna make mistakes. ~Mel Brooks



The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think. ~Author Unknown



The moment a man claims a right to control the will of a fellow being by physical force, he is at heart a slaveholder. ~Henry C. Wright, The Liberator, 7 April 1837



No man ever believes that the Bible means what it says: He is always convinced that it says what he means. ~George Bernard Shaw



A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand. ~Author Unknown



There is a lot more juice in grapefruit than meets the eye. ~Author Unknown



Cure yourself of the affliction of caring how you appear to others. Concern yourself only with how you appear before God, concern yourself only with the idea that God may have of you. ~Miguel De Unamuno



Does "anal-retentive" have a hyphen? ~Alison Bechdel, 1990 Dykes to Watch Out For calendar (Thanks, Chelsea)



No man will ever bring out of the Presidency the reputation which carries him into it. ~Thomas Jefferson, letter, 1796



When you hear someone shout "You da man," if he ain't shouting at Arnold Palmer, then it ain't da man. ~Ron Green, Charlotte Observer



Lying in bed would be an altogether perfect and supreme experience if only one had a colored pencil long enough to draw on the ceiling. ~G.K. Chesterton



Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick. ~P.J. O'Rourke