love you baby quotes

I'd rather be caught holding up a bank than stealing so much as a two-word phrase from another writer. ~Jack Smith



Some marriages break up, and some do not, and in our world you can usually explain the former better than the latter. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966



This is a court of law, young man, not a court of justice. ~Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.



Deja Brew: The feeling that you've had this coffee before. ~Author Unknown



I moved to New York City for my health. I'm paranoid and New York was the only place where my fears were justified. ~Anita Weiss



The average man will bristle if you say his father was dishonest, but he will brag a little if he discovers that his great-grandfather was a pirate. ~Bern Williams



God and angels don't get paid even though theirs is some of the most important work around. Ditto for volunteers. ~Cherishe Archer



For the happiest life, rigorously plan your days, leave your nights open to chance. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966



Complete possession is proved only by giving. All you are unable to give possesses you. ~Andre Gide



The love of one's country is a splendid thing. But why should love stop at the border? ~Pablo Casals



My mother had a slender, small body, but a large heart - a heart so large that everybody's joys found welcome in it, and hospitable accommodation. ~Mark Twain



He that has a house to put's head in has a good head-piece. ~William Shakespeare, King Lear



Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. ~Chinese Proverb



I had bought two male chimps from a primate colony in Holland. They lived next to each other in separate cages for several months before I used one as a heart donor. When we put him to sleep in his cage in preparation for the operation, he chattered and cried incessantly. We attached no significance to this, but it must have made a great impression on his companion, for when we removed the body to the operating room, the other chimp wept bitterly and was inconsolable for days. The incident made a deep impression on me. I vowed never again to experiment with such sensitive creatures. ~Christian Barnard, surgeon



If you promise not to believe everything your child says happens at school, I'll promise not to believe everything he says happens at home. ~Anonymous Teacher If you pursue good with labor, the labor passes away but the good remains; if you pursue evil with pleasure, the pleasure passes away and the evil remains. ~Cicero



If President Nixon's secretary, Rosemary Woods, had been Moses' secretary, there would only be eight commandments. ~Art Buchwald, 1974



If Prometheus was worthy of the wrath of heaven for kindling the first fire upon earth, how ought all the gods honor the men who make it their professional business to put it out? ~John Godfrey Saxe



Grandfathers are for loving and fixing things. ~Author Unknown



Coffee makes us severe, and grave, and philosophical. ~Jonathan Swift



We are betrayed by what is false within. ~George Meredith