quotes on change for the better

People demand freedom of speech as a compensation for the freedom of thought which they seldom use. ~Soren Kierkegaard



Be naughty - save Santa a trip. ~Author Unknown



Having a bottom is living with the enemy. Not only do they spend their lives slowly inflating, they flirt with men while we're looking the other way. ~Coupling, "Her Best Friend's Bottom," original airdate 17 September 2001, written by Steven Moffat, spoken by the character Sally



And remember, no matter where you go, there you are. ~Confucius



A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to thank her. ~W.C. Fields



The joy of music should never be interrupted by a commercial. ~Leonard Bernstein



I think we risk becoming the best informed society that has ever died of ignorance. ~Reuben Blades



One of the very nicest things about life is the way we must regularly stop whatever it is we are doing and devote our attention to eating. ~Luciano Pavarotti and William Wright, Pavarotti, My Own Story



The observances of the church concerning feasts and fasts are tolerably well-kept, since the rich keep the feasts and the poor keep the fasts. ~Sydney Smith



Vanity of vanities, saith the Preacher, vanity of vanities; all is vanity. ~Ecclesiastes 1:2



Treat everyone with politeness, even those who are rude to you - not because they are nice, but because you are. ~Author Unknown



The first goal of writing is to have one's words read successfully. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com



I listen to feminists and all these radical gals - most of them are failures. They've blown it. Some of them have been married, but they married some Casper Milquetoast who asked permission to go to the bathroom. These women just need a man in the house. That's all they need. Most of the feminists need a man to tell them what time of day it is and to lead them home. And they blew it and they're mad at all men. Feminists hate men. They're sexist. They hate men - that's their problem. ~Jerry Falwell



It is the lash of hunger which compels the poor man to submit. In order to live he must sell - "voluntarily" sell - himself every day and hour to the "beast of property." ~Johann Most, The Beast of Property



Women seem to be all right on bargains till it comes to picking out a husband. ~Kin Hubbard



Brandy, n. A cordial composed of one part thunder-and-lightning, one part remorse, two parts bloody murder, one part death-hell-and-the-grave and four parts clarified Satan. ~Ambrose Bierce



Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? ~Murray Banks



When I work I relax; doing nothing or entertaining visitors makes me tired. ~Pablo Picasso



Vacations prove that a life of pleasure is overrated. ~Mason Cooley



Drinking a daily cup of tea will surely starve the apothecary. ~Chinese Proverb