quotes about sisters funny

People who lean on logic and philosophy and rational exposition end by starving the best part of the mind. ~William Butler Yeats



Excuses are the tools with which persons with no purpose in view build for themselves great monuments of nothing. ~Steven Grayhm



There is no gravity. The earth sucks. ~Graffito



Don't park in the spaces marked, "Reserved for Umpires." ~John McSherry



How strange to use "You only live once" as an excuse to throw it away. ~Bill Copeland



Sit down, and put down everything that comes into your head and then you're a writer. But an author is one who can judge his own stuff's worth, without pity, and destroy most of it. ~Colette, Casual Chance, 1964



My urges to write poetry are lesbian, but whatever compels me to prose is straight. ~Agave Powers



Man is the only animal who enjoys the consolation of believing in a next life; all other animals enjoy the consolation of not worrying about it. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com



One is not born a woman, one becomes one. ~Simone de Beauvoir, The Second Sex, 1949



There is nothing better for a man, than that he should eat and drink, and that he should make his soul enjoy good in his labor. ~Ecclesiastes 2:24



Faith is taking the first step even when you don't see the whole staircase. ~Martin Luther King, Jr.



When you're really happy, the birds chirp and the sun shines even on cold dark winter nights - and flowers will bloom on a barren land. ~Grey Livingston



Friendship is Love, without his wings. ~Lord Byron, L'Amitie est l'Amour sans Ailes



Be not the slave of Words. ~Thomas Carlyle, Sartor Resartus, Book I, chapter 8



Some men are so macho they'll get you pregnant just to kill a rabbit. ~Maureen Murphy



As network administrator I can take down the network with one keystroke. It's just like being a doctor but without getting gooky stuff on my paws. ~Scott Adams ("Dogbert")



Human suffering, while it is asleep, is shapeless. If it is wakened it takes the form of the waker. ~Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin



It ain't like football. You can't make up no trick plays. ~Yogi Berra



This is a story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that, because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anyone could have. ~Author Unknown



The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more. ~Kin Hubbard