cute quotes for kids

Life is like eating artichokes; you have got to go through so much to get so little. ~Thomas Aloysius Dorgan



Out of all the people I've ever met, you're the one who makes me draw those silly little hearts on my papers. ~Author Unknown



Draft beer, not people. ~Author Unknown



The appearance of a disease is swift as an arrow; its disappearance slow, like a thread. ~Chinese Proverb



Recognize meat for what it really is: the antibiotic- and pesticide-laden corpse of a tortured animal. ~Ingrid Newkirk



Not fact-finding, but attainment to philosophy is the aim of science. ~Martin H. Fischer



Poor, dear, silly Spring, preparing her annual surprise! ~Wallace Stevens



The wreck of matter, and the crush of worlds. ~Joseph Addison



Wandering seemed no more than the happiness of an anxious man. ~Albert Camus



When some high-sounding institute states that a compound is harmless or a process free of risk, it is wise to know whence the institute or the scientists who work there obtain their financial support. ~Lancet, editorial on the "medical-industrial complex," 1973



All sorts of bodily diseases are produced by half-used minds. ~George Bernard Shaw



The one function that TV news performs very well is that when there is no news we give it to you with the same emphasis as if there were. ~David Brinkley



Editor: A person employed on a newspaper whose business it is to separate the wheat from the chaff, and to see that the chaff is printed. ~Elbert Hubbard



The least thing upset him on the links. He missed short putts because of the uproar of butterflies in the adjoining meadows. ~P.G. Wodehouse



I hate a woman who offers herself because she ought to do so, and, cold and dry, thinks of her sewing when she's making love. ~Ovid



You know you're a firefighter when you really think that rusty old hydrant looks good in the garden. ~Author Unknown



Grow flowers of gratitude in the soil of prayer. ~Terri Guillemets



The presidency is now a cross between a popularity contest and a high school debate, with an encyclopedia of cliches the first prize. ~Saul Bellow



What is Christmas? It is tenderness for the past, courage for the present, hope for the future. It is a fervent wish that every cup may overflow with blessings rich and eternal, and that every path may lead to peace. ~Agnes M. Pahro



A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools. ~Douglas Adams