quotes about yourself for pictures

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. ~Fred Allen



There is as much difference between us and ourselves as between us and others. ~Michel de Montaigne



I don't never have any trouble in regulating my own conduct, but to keep other folks' straight is what bothers me. ~Josh Billings



You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it. ~Robin Williams



The poet doesn't invent. He listens. ~Jean Cocteau



Between a quarter and a third of Los Angeles's land area is now monopolized by the automobile and its needs - by freeways, highways, garages, gas stations, car lots, parking lots. And all of it is blanketed with anonymity and foul air. ~Alistair Cooke



The Internet is the world's largest library. It's just that all the books are on the floor. ~John Allen Paulos



There is an objective reality out there, but we view it through the spectacles of our beliefs, attitudes, and values. ~David G. Myers, Social Psychology



Men like a woman with a daring tongue. That's a double-entendre, which reminds me they also like a m�nage � trois. ~Carrie Latet



If you live in a country run by committee, be on the committee. ~Author Unknown



As contraries are known by contraries, so is the delight of presence best known by the torments of absence. ~Alcibiades



It isn't what you know that counts, it's what you think of in time. ~Author Unknown



If you are walking to seek, ye shall find. ~Sommeil Liberosensa



If you must play, decide upon three things at the start: the rules of the game, the stakes, and the quitting time. ~Chinese Proverb



Winning is overrated. The only time it is really important is in surgery and war. ~Al McGuire



Any philosophy that can be put in a nutshell belongs there. ~Branch Rickey



All honor's wounds are self-inflicted. ~Andrew Carnegie



A lifetime of training for just ten seconds. ~Jesse Owens



I've developed a new philosophy... I only dread one day at a time. ~Charles Schulz



One advantage of marriage is that, when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again. ~Judith Viorst