im sorry quotes for girlfriends

Children have more need of models than of critics. ~Carolyn Coats, Things Your Dad Always Told You But You Didn't Want to Hear



Every newspaper editor owes tribute to the devil. ~Jean de la Fontaine



The average income of the modern teenager is about 2 a.m. ~Author Unknown



There are no physicists in the hottest parts of hell, because the existence of a 'hottest part' implies a temperature difference, and any marginally competent physicist would immediately use this to run a heat engine and make some other part of hell comfortably cool. This is obviously impossible. ~Richard Davisson



A hundred men together are the hundredth part of a man. ~Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin



What is the fire in our belly but the eternal flame of a thousand ancestors. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com



You know you're pitching well when the batters look as bad as you do at the plate. ~Duke Snider, 1975



Life is not a final. It's daily pop quizzes. ~Author Unknown



When you're attracted to someone it just means that your subconscious is attracted to their subconscious, subconsciously, so what we know as fate is two neuroses knowing that they're a perfect match. ~Jeff Arch, Nora Ephron, and David S. Ward, Sleepless in Seattle



"Our country, right or wrong." When right to be kept right; when wrong to be put right. ~Carl Schurz



Everyone who is born holds dual citizenship, in the kingdom of the well and in the kingdom of the sick. Although we all prefer to use only the good passport, sooner or later each of us is obliged, at least for a spell, to identify ourselves as citizens of that other place. ~Susan Sontag, Illness as Metaphor, 1977



I was surprised just now at seeing a cobweb around a knocker; for it was not on the door of heaven. ~Augustus William Hare and Julius Charles Hare, Guesses at Truth, by Two Brothers, 1827



Personally, I would sooner have written Alice in Wonderland than the whole Encyclopedia Britannica. ~Stephen Leacock



Poetry is a deal of joy and pain and wonder, with a dash of the dictionary. ~Kahlil Gibran



No nation is fit to set in judgment upon any other nation. ~Woodrow Wilson



In the day of prosperity be joyful, but in the day of adversity consider. ~Ecclesiastes 12:14



The best time to frame an answer to the letters of a friend, is the moment you receive them. Then the warmth of friendship, and the intelligence received, most forcibly cooperate. ~William Shenstone



You can fall in love at first sight with a place as with a person. ~Alec Waugh



We cross our bridges when we come to them and burn them behind us, with nothing to show for our progress except a memory of the smell of smoke, and a presumption that once our eyes watered. ~Tom Stoppard, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead



Religion seems to have a way of making people abandon logic. ~Amanda Baxter