funny summer quotes

In life we all have an unspeakable secret, an irreversible regret, an unreachable dream and an unforgettable love. ~Diego Marchi



Civilization is the distance man has placed between himself and his excreta. ~Brian Aldiss



Good men must die, but death cannot kill their names.. ~Proverb



A university is a college with a stadium seating over 40,000. ~Leonard L. Levinson



Most of us, I suppose, are a little nervous of the sea. No matter what its smiles may be, we doubt its friendship. ~H.M. Tomlinson



Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there. ~Josh Billings



There's something luxurious about having a girl light your cigarette. In fact, I got married once on account of that. ~Harold Robbins



The sound of a kiss is not so loud as that of a cannon, but its echo lasts a great deal longer. ~Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr., The Professor at the Breakfast-Table



A mother understands what a child does not say. ~Author Unknown



Babies are such a nice way to start people. ~Don Herrold



When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking. ~Elayne Boosler



God's last name is not "Dammit." ~Author Unknown



Cricket - a game which the English, not being a spiritual people, have invented in order to give themselves some conception of eternity. ~Lord Mancroft



All I really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt! ~Charles Schulz



The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above average drivers. ~Dave Barry, "Things That It Took Me 50 Years to Learn"



There is nothing so desperately monotonous as the sea, and I no longer wonder at the cruelty of pirates. ~James Russell Lowell



Behold, how good and how pleasant it is for brethren to dwell together in unity! ~Psalms 133:1



Poker is to cards and games what jazz is to music. It's this great American thing, born and bred here. We dig it because everybody can play. ~Steve Lipscomb



Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. ~Anthony J. D'Angelo



There is much to support the view that it is clothes that wear us and not we them; we may make them take the mould of arm or breast, but they would mould our hearts, our brains, our tongues to their liking. ~Virginia Woolf