funny quotes on exams

Don't get your knickers in a knot. Nothing is solved and it just makes you walk funny. ~Kathryn Carpenter



Remember the tea kettle - it is always up to its neck in hot water, yet it still sings! ~Author Unknown



At 20 years of age the will reigns; at 30 the wit; at 40 the judgment. ~Benjamin Franklin, Poor Richard's Almanac



Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. ~Mark Twain



Conservatives define themselves in terms of what they oppose. ~George Will



Those who make the worst use of their time are the first to complain of its shortness. ~Jean de La Bruyere



The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then marry him. ~Cher



Unraveling proverbs is a suitable puzzle for an old man. I put pieces in order and build up a kind of Utopian castle. ~Matti Kuusi



You don't get harmony when everybody sings the same note. ~Doug Floyd



Scrapbooking fills my days - not to mention my living room, bedroom and closets! ~Author Unknown



When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible. ~Nora Ephron, When Harry Met Sally



I took a deep breath and listened to the old bray of my heart. I am. I am. I am. ~Sylvia Plath



The mind is like a trunk: if well-packed, it holds almost every thing; if ill-packed, next to nothing. ~Augustus William Hare and Julius Charles Hare, Guesses at Truth, by Two Brothers, 1827



Loco citato: at the place quoted, from the same place; abbreviated loc. cit.



The questions are diamonds you hold in the light. Study a lifetime and you see different colors from the same jewel. The same questions, asked again, bring you just the answers you need just the minute you need them. ~Richard Bach, Running From Safety



The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds; and the pessimist fears this is true. ~James Branch Cabell, The Silver Stallion, 1926



Matrimony is a process by which a grocer acquired an account the florist had. ~Francis Rodman



"I have no more than twenty acres of ground," he replied, "the whole of which I cultivate myself with the help of my children; and our labor keeps off from us the three great evils - boredom, vice, and want." ~Voltaire



The true Indian sets no price upon either his property or his labor. His generosity is limited only by his strength and ability. He regards it as an honor to be selected for difficult or dangerous service and would think it shameful to ask for any reward, saying rather: Let the person I serve express his thanks according to his own bringing up and his sense of honor. ~Ohiyesa of the Santee Sioux (Charles Alexander Eastman)



We die daily. Happy those who daily come to life as well. ~George MacDonald